Beautiful Woman
Nothing makes me quite so stupid as a beautiful woman.
It was really funny, I spent hours discussing the evolutionary roots of the desire to dance with Jason before Ministry... and then Emily walked over and suddenly my brian ceased to function, my knees felt wobbly, and I got this stupid grin on my face. Jason even said to me right then "You know Chris, I have so much respect for your logic and evenheadedness, but a beautiful woman comes along and you're gone". And you know what I said?
"I know, and I love it. I wouldn't give it up for the world."
And I still mean it.
Told my mom about Erin (uh oh, I hear everyone say, he's serious about this one). She was happy for me, but when isn't your mom?