Explosion
My kitchen just exploded.
Like, not fire explosion, but... spontaneous leaping spice race explosion.
I'm kinda at a loss as to how that just happened. There I was, standing in the kitchen, making my tempeh burger, and BOOM! My spice rack lept from atop my fridge, smashing into my plate upon the stove, sending my burger flying. Then the spice rack crashes into the pile of recycling, and then eventually hits the ground. I just stood there, not moving, as spice containers flew around me like some surreal tornado, each time the rack hitting a new object, it sent more cylindrical glass containers flying about, the burger flying in multiple directions, cans and happy planet containers moving about as if possessed.
FUCK that was weird. I think I'm avoiding my kitchen for the time being. I've managed to find all the pieces of my burger, and I'm going to eat them, and then I think I'm going to leave my house because FUCK that was weird....
Written On: Home Computer
Currently Eating: Tempeh Burger
Comments
You're too old for that kind of phenomenon. *grins*
Posted by: foxtongue | August 17, 2005 12:11 PM
I guess you're talking about 'bouillion' here.
Thats very 'card block'.
;)
Posted by: Amanda | August 17, 2005 2:47 PM
You are both so annoying. :-)
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August 17, 2005 3:29 PM
....obviously you've neglected your monthly sacrifice to the Gods of Spice, and they are punishing you. You really should have been expecting this you know.
Posted by: B | August 18, 2005 8:45 PM