An Internal Monologue

Black people are made up of at least 23.5% soul. That's a lot. Maybe that's why I was so surprised by how amazing Sweatshop Union was. They had just as much if not more soul than the Pocket Dwellers, which has at least 2.5 black people in it. I'm trying to figure out where Sweatshop is hiding their three black members.

I feel kind of like a princess today. I would totally prance around in a little dress, telling everyone how pretty I am and how they all need to treat me nicely because it's my birthday. It's probably a good thing then that I don't own a dress -- it'll just make it easier to go through the day without testing any friendships.

...Crazy thoughts for a crazy day.