An Internal Monologue

This evening, I unearthed a hidden gem. Called Hendrick’s by name, this fine spirit has me torn.

The Conundrum

• Does it taste like this?

From flickr, uploaded by Essjay_NZ.

• Or does it — in fact — taste like this?

From flickr, uploaded by CathyBentbacktulips.

Truly, I am at a loss. But the raving lunatic who came up with the idea to make Gin in Scotland, and infuse it with Rose and Cucumber, deserves to win The Nobel Prize for Awesome.

Good night.

PS: I am making nachos at 11pm on a Friday evening. This is a good thing. Come visit me.
(None of you will)