Good Lord what have I done?
So there I was minding my own business when a friend of mine buys me a computer for Christmas and IÂm instantly hooked. These things are the best damn typewriters in the universe, and yes thatÂs what I primarily use my computer for. I dislike computer games with a passion bordering on the institutionally insane. So off I go on my merry way when one day in a fit of silliness I buy a better computer, one that has a modem card and the curtains part and whoosh IÂm catapulted into the middle of the Internet.
Well damn.
That was years ago and after the initial shock of stranding myself in the middle of the information super highway with pimply children screaming at me to move my old fart ass out of the way so they could get to their porn and forums quicker I wised up and set my activities to lurker mode and shoulder my self into a gentle walk. Its, as I said been years ago and a few weeks back I found the edge of the Internet.
Honest. I was walking along and the ash fault ran out, then the gravel road turned into a cart track and then grassy field. The edge of the internet, I found some stray porn lying about and a squiggle of code that might be the Pong blip sound.
I feel ripped off.
IÂm going for a cigarette.