So anyways…
Well it eventually had to happen. After what has been an unbelievably long bout of procrastination on Jason and my self’s behalf we finally moved the router into my room and reinstalled the cable Internet connection thingy into my computer. Yes that’s right, after more then a year I am back on the Internet with my own computer. Let the fanfare of toilet paper and comb kazoos trumpet my return. Let a bed of inappropriately used WebPages be strewn before me as I walk once more to the edge of the internet and gaze down into the abyss of humankinds electric social consciousness.
Ah the majesty of an imaginary landscape
All these dreams that fill my eyes
All these things that I see which fill our unreal lives.
To test that my connection was working we turned MSN on for just a second. Helene to her admittance had been lurking in the electric tall grasses with a shotgun of salutations and warm returns. I got a bellyful of love, kisses, and *hugs* before my first footstep was finished.
I’m dead now, I write this to you from beyond the grave.
Stupid internet killed me, how I hate it so.