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and you expected...?

I am not a gifted conversationalist. It's never really been that much of a problem; I talk to people I find interesting about stuff I find interesting or I generally don't talk. It works. Today was the first day that I genuinely wished I was one of those people who could spin conversation out of nothing. Uncomfortable doesn't even begin to cover it. There are some social situations that are just.......icky. ah well, I'm sure I'll live.

I find myself writing poetry in my head that makes me giggle on transit. I will not write it down.

I have three people in on the cow...just need 11 more, four or five homeless people who aren't afraid of cows, a moderately talented artist and a milk bucket.

I fail spectacularly at being a tour guide.

rudeness is only excusable when it is amusing.